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Brussels Dog Show
Modérateurs : Vince, acherontia
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This was way too funny to not share! I have big respect for so many great judges, so I hope everyone does have a good sense of humor!!!
One day in heaven, Peter, Paul and John were standing around near the luxurious dog spa, watching the dogs happily laying around.
“I’m certainly bored,” said John.
“Me too,” Paul chimed in.
Peter had an idea. “I know! Why don’t we have a dog show?”
They all thought this sounded great, except for one small detail that Paul pointed out: “Who are we to compete against, Peter?”
The trio pondered a moment, then Peter realized the answer: “We will call up Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we have most of the dogs here in heaven, including all of the finest ones … the Best in Show and specialty winners, as well as all the beloved pets and great performers. Satan just has the spilled, difficult and mean dogs. We're certain to win!”
And so the trio phoned Satan and invited him to their dog show.
Satan laughed and asked why they wanted to be humiliated like that, claiming he would certainly beat them.
Peter, Paul and John didn't understand. “What do you mean?” Peter asked. “We have all of the finest champion dogs in heaven. How could you possibly beat us?”
Satan paused a moment and laughed. ......... “Well, but I have all the judges!”
This was way too funny to not share! I have big respect for so many great judges, so I hope everyone does have a good sense of humor!!!
One day in heaven, Peter, Paul and John were standing around near the luxurious dog spa, watching the dogs happily laying around.
“I’m certainly bored,” said John.
“Me too,” Paul chimed in.
Peter had an idea. “I know! Why don’t we have a dog show?”
They all thought this sounded great, except for one small detail that Paul pointed out: “Who are we to compete against, Peter?”
The trio pondered a moment, then Peter realized the answer: “We will call up Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we have most of the dogs here in heaven, including all of the finest ones … the Best in Show and specialty winners, as well as all the beloved pets and great performers. Satan just has the spilled, difficult and mean dogs. We're certain to win!”
And so the trio phoned Satan and invited him to their dog show.
Satan laughed and asked why they wanted to be humiliated like that, claiming he would certainly beat them.
Peter, Paul and John didn't understand. “What do you mean?” Peter asked. “We have all of the finest champion dogs in heaven. How could you possibly beat us?”
Satan paused a moment and laughed. ......... “Well, but I have all the judges!”
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Forest Charlot and co
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- Messages : 17541
- Inscription : 13/7/2007 19:40
- Localisation : Milieu